"GOSH I miss your GARAGE!!!!!"
-- Showtime's Wild Things co-star Cassandra Cass, on Facebook about the Big Gay Frat House
"Over Anchorage, AK. Looking everywhere but can't see Russia from here. Will keep you updated as search continues."
-- California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on Twitter
"You know it took me about a year to start hating the 9-11 victims' families? Took me about a year. [...] And when I see a 9-11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up!' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. And we did our best for them."
-- Glenn Beck on his radio program in 2005, on how much faster he hated the Katrina victims, whom he calls "scumbags"
"I love giving my male friends advice. And when I need advice myself? I go to my gay guy friends. They're very understanding and they are often coming from the same perspective. Who's better at giving advice, gay or straight guys? Well, that depends on the advice you're looking for. If it's bedroom-related, my gay friends are the best. They just lay it out there!"
-- Christina Aguilera in Cosmopolitan
"I think we should just try to make heterosexual divorce illegal."
-- Film maker John Waters (Hairspray, Pink Flamingos), on strategies to fight for marriage equality, at the North Louisiana Gay and Lesbian Film Festival
"If we don't stand up for what we believe in and if we don't fight for our rights, pretty soon we're going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones. And I am not a piece of meat."
-- Lady GaGa on the Ellen Degeneres Show about the meat dress she wore to both the VMAs and on Ellen's show
"A lot of their [GOP] candidates today, they make [George W. Bush] look like a liberal."
-- Former President Bill Clinton at a political rally in Minnesota
"In addition to the influx of homosexuals serving openly in the military, the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell will bring dire consequences for our soldiers. Soldiers share very close quarters and are under a great deal of stress while serving on the front line. The sudden change in military structure would add distractions from worrying about accidentally contracting AIDs by sharing showers and quarters to unwanted sexual advances and flamboyant displays of homosexual 'pride.' Would you be able to perform your job if you were constantly having to worry about contracting a deadly disease? It’s vital our soldiers are given every advantage possible, not given something to worry about."
-- Eugene Delgaudio of the advocacy organization Public Advocate of the United States, somehow thinking that HIV can be spread through falling water
"Here's the Tea Party problem. Pro-bestiality candidate wins in NY; anti-masturbation candidate wins in DEL. How big a tent could it BE?"
-- Keith Olbermann of MS NBC on Twitter, referring to New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino and Delaware U.S. Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell
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